Me: No holidays until Labor Day.
Him: Something’s coming up…
Me: Our anniversary is on the third. Is that it?
Me: You know, the day we got married?
Him: Oh, yeah. No, that’s not it.
Me: Well, my birthday is coming up a few days after our anniversary. Is that it?
Me (disgruntled): Well, then I have no idea.
A few hours later:
Him: I remember! The State Fair!
Me: I feel so loved.