Today's Personal Failures

I have a sneaking suspicion that I might have forgotten to put on deodorant after my shower at the gym this morning. This would not normally be a problem because my office is usually cold enough to hang meat, but today, of course, the heat is actually on and it is warm.

I have systematically rubbed every bit of make-up off my eyes and have relocated it to underneath them, making the tired, puffy bags even more pronounced. All efforts to remove said eye-makeup with tepid water and scratchy paper towels from office bathroom facilities have failed.

I just got a look at my hair in the bathroom mirror and it is huge. And wild. And sort of straight in spots and wavy in spots. This is probably because I was too lazy to blow-dry it after the aforementioned gym shower and I went with cramming a hat on it and going about my business until I got to work this afternoon, where I removed the hat, put on a headset and didn’t look at things until 5 minutes ago.

My right shoe has completely blown apart. The sole is flapping around instead of being attached to the bottom of the shoe.

Rather than neatly trim and file a hangnail, I gnawed at it until it was ragged.

I just ate my dinner and dripped ketchup on my pants. I cannot seem to work up the energy to care.