Thursday, April 15, 2010


Me: I'm going to press our clothes for K's wedding, Which suit do you want to wear?
Him: My suits are too small.
Me: You're just going to have to suck it up. You should have gotten them altered 6 weeks ago, now it's too late, so you're going to have to deal.
Him: But I just want to wear comfortable clothes!
Me: This is a very nice wedding at a very nice church. No flip-flops allowed.
Him: God doesn't care what I wear!
Me: But your wife does.
Him: You're not God.
Me: silence
Him: I'll wear the brown suit, please.


Chris said...


Anonymous said...

I like to think of God as a tattooed, flip-flop wearing cool dude - so I can kind of see Joe's point.