I had to go to the law library the other day and in order to get there, I need to go through the security line for the courthouse. So, I was standing there, debating weather my bracelet would set the alarm off, when the guy behind me leans forward and asks me if I'm a lawyer.
"Yes," I reply, a little unsure.
"Great. See, I've got this thing in courtroom," he pauses to check a piece of paper, "1352 and I need a lawyer."
I know it's rude, but I just started laughing. "No. Sorry."