I'm cleaning out my very full e-mail inbox at work today because we've officially hit the holiday slump, where there's just not much going on. And my inbox is VERY full, mostly with junk or funny emails from friends.
I stumbled across this gem:
Me: I forgot to put on deodorant today and I'm starting to offend myself.
AP: It happens to the best of us.
Really? I think she was just being nice, because I find it hard to believe the rest of the world is as batshit insane as I am and forgets such basic stuff. Have you ever forgotten deodorant? What about other things, like socks? Or am I the only one that has to keep a full change of clothes and a toiletry kit in her office?