My brother's employer announced that they will be closing their doors in a few months. They announced this in a meeting on Tuesday afternoon.
My brother, e-mailing a coworker: Have you seen my motivation? The last time I saw it, it was running for the door around 3:30 Tuesday afternoon.
His coworker: It's probably with mine, which also fled the joint on Tuesday. They're probably hanging out at a bar somewhere.
I was IMing my brother in law.
BIL: How's the job search going? Any luck?
Me: Hahaha. No. I think my luck packed up, left town, and is shacked up with its skanky ex-girlfriend.